Advanced functional testing for high-performers who've been told their labs are "normal"—but feel anything but.
You finally get a doctor's appointment after weeks of feeling terrible.
You describe the insomnia. The exhaustion. The brain fog. The unexplained pain.
They order some blood tests.
You wait anxiously for results.
The nurse calls: "Everything looks normal. Maybe try getting more sleep and reducing stress."
You're left feeling dismissed, confused, and wondering if it's all in your head.
"Normal" lab ranges are designed to catch disease—not to optimize your performance.
But none of this shows up in standard testing.
That's where we come in.
The 12-Week Metabolic Reset
| Traditional Medicine | Metabolic Restore |
|---|---|
| 15-minute appointments | Comprehensive initial consultation + ongoing support |
| Standard blood panels only | DUTCH hormone testing + GI-MAP microbiome analysis |
| "Your labs are normal" | "Here's exactly what's dysregulated—and how we optimize it" |
| Generic advice: "sleep more, stress less" | Personalized protocols based on YOUR data |
| One-and-done appointments | 12 weeks of implementation support |
| Addresses symptoms | Identifies root causes |
Optimize your circadian rhythm and cortisol curve so you wake up refreshed, not exhausted.
Restore your HPA axis function and rebuild your stress resilience from the cellular level up.
Address gut-brain axis dysfunction that drives anxiety, brain fog, and emotional volatility.
Reduce systemic inflammation and metabolic waste that causes unexplained body aches.
A 15-week comprehensive program: 3 weeks of investigation & design + 12 weeks of optimization
You'll know exactly what's driving your symptoms.
You'll understand the "why" behind every recommendation.
You'll have a partner, not just a protocol.
Payment plans available
Includes:
No pressure. No sales pitch. Just an honest conversation.
High-performers who took control of their biology
"I went from waking up at 3 AM every single night to sleeping 7 solid hours. My business performance has completely transformed."
"After two years of doctors telling me 'it's just stress,' someone finally explained WHY I felt this way. Within 8 weeks, my brain fog was gone."
"I was skeptical of 'functional medicine,' but this wasn't woo-woo—it was data. My joint pain reduced by 80% when we addressed the root inflammation."
Results shown are individual experiences and may vary. Metabolic Restore provides consulting services, not medical treatment.
I started Metabolic Restore because I've spoken with thousands of people and patients whose healthcare needs weren't being met.
Years of feeling "off"—exhausted, inflamed, brain fog, can't sleep—while constantly being told everything was "normal" or "it's just in your head."
I knew something was wrong with this. It comes from a medical system that just isn't designed to help until people are "sick enough."
I've been studying functional medicine and working with patients for over 20 years. This experience has taught me to work in the "grey spaces" of health—you aren't sick, but you certainly don't feel well.
I've learned that metabolic health is one of the most powerful systems to assess, and when addressed properly, can have seemingly miraculous results.
I had to learn a lot of this to take care of myself. I lowered the priority of my own health and paid the price.
Once I addressed the root causes, my energy returned. No more brain fog. Better sleep. Feeling a decade younger. Now I help high-performers like you do the same—before burnout steals another year of your life.
Chris Oswald DC, CNS, CFMP
Founder, Metabolic Restore
Everything you need to know about working with us
We don't provide primary care or emergency medicine. We provide lifestyle architecture using advanced functional testing that most doctors don't use. Think of us as performance optimization specialists, not disease managers.
Your regular doctor is essential for acute illness and disease management. We focus on optimizing your biology for peak performance and preventing dysfunction before it becomes disease.
No. As a consulting practice, we operate outside insurance networks. This allows us to spend quality time with you and use advanced testing not typically covered by insurance.
However, many clients use HSA/FSA funds for payment, and we provide detailed receipts for your records. We also offer payment plans to make the investment more manageable.
Initial consultation: 60-90 minutes
Follow-up consultations: 30 minutes every 2-3 weeks
Between consultations: Secure messaging access for questions
Total time commitment: approximately 1-2 hours per week. We designed this for busy professionals who value efficiency.
Most people have tried random protocols without testing first—taking supplements based on articles they read or advice from friends.
We don't guess. We identify YOUR specific imbalances through comprehensive data, then build a protocol tailored to your unique biology. That's the fundamental difference.
What works for someone else might not work for you. We optimize based on your data, not trends.
We can't guarantee specific outcomes (nobody ethically can), but we do guarantee you'll understand what's happening in your body and have a clear, data-driven protocol to address it.
Most clients see meaningful improvements in sleep quality, energy levels, or symptom reduction within 6-8 weeks. Your results depend on your commitment to implementing the protocol and your body's unique response.
Still have questions?
Book a Free Discovery Call
Book a free 15-minute discovery call. No pressure. No sales pitch.
Just an honest conversation about whether this approach is right for you.
Or email us: chris@metabolicrestore.health